Sunday, March 30, 2008

alexia

(while reading neuroscience)

Smart Mat: eh sial lah i know why some mats dunno how to read properly.
Dumb Mat: relex sua!
Smart Mat: u know ah we like to relak. so whenever cher ask us to do something, we forever say "ah leks sia. tomorrow also can do sia."

little did the mat realise that he has been spouting the exact problem that he has day in day out.

Smart Mat: Eh, difficulty in reading is called alexia (ah-leks-sia). Got problem with posterior cerebral artery in the dominant hemisphere in the brain. Stroke ah like that.
Dumb Mat: Not funny sia kambing.


Disclaimer: Don't ask me what in hell, no, Geylang Serai these 2 mats are doing reading neuroscience.

Our Exam Wishes

1. Makan baik.
2. Tidur baik.
3. Belajar baik.
4. Berat baik.
5. Jangan tension.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Conjunction

Rabak sia.

"...Leprosy presents with anaesthetic nodules.."

Anaesthetic, to Siva, may mean:
1. Anaesthetic - no sensation
2. An-aesthetic - not nice looking sia.

Siva: "I've come across many local anaesthetics."

Lapa!

2 minutes cooking time seems a bit long for 'instant' noodles.

You say?

Friday, March 28, 2008

blur sia

Today I was studying my notes with my highlighter in hand to highlight important points.
Then I went to Wikipedia.com to inspek what are the modulators of inflammatory response, especially TNF alpha, IFN gamma and IL-1. (abang, please check out this page - these are the key elements).

Sian. I almost took my highlighter to highlight my computer screen.

Rabak sia.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

testing konsep

In our school exams, they say they will test things from "outside the notes" to encourage us to do our own further reading up. This is to distinguish between the mediocre and those who excel in the subject.

And when I did  the MCQs at the back of my book, there were questions asked that didn't come from the book.

Stringent sia. This must be a good book.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

murphy's law

sian. 

if i study so hard and still dont pass MB, then i really dont deserve to pass at all man. 

rabak sia

relack la

abang, relack la. we study hard then we can have many koncept to write on our rabaksia blog.
remember to pray for our abangs and ahnes like Siva and Pravin. Siva a bit tension. Tmr i take him go void deck to 'lack.

peace out, member member!

testing testing

eh yo eh yo
sial lah who's brilliant idea is this sia, set up one times Rabak Sia blog.
okay lah, when i got free time, i kontribute sikit lah.
(oi you think what... i mat i no need study ah? relak sua brudder)
kay ah... ciao!

-mat

Sunday, March 23, 2008